Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Breaking news: Gas prices are high (it's official)

I've never paid this much to fill my tiny 11-gallon tank.

That's right! You heard it first on The Offlede: Gas prices are ridiculous.

I equate "breaking news" in the above headline with "it's official."

It's a statement of the obvious. It's almost like the headline "It's raining outside" that I wrote about an obvious weather story.

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